What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:05
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What happens to adults with Down syndrome when their parents can't look after them any more?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
How does someone start doing urban exploration?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?
Goldfinger
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What happens to single guys when they get older?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?
Dr No
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?